You're Sexy You Are
(Unrequited to the Nth Degree)

(from the CD Stark Raving Songs)

I went to the club and I sat at the bar
You're sexy you are
I had a few beers and I played air guitar
You're sexy you are
I slicked back my hair and I lit a cigar
You're sexy you are
And then I staggered outside and I got in my car
You're sexy you are.

I drove down the avenue shouting hurrah
You're sexy you are
To the house where you live with your ma and your pa
Your sexy you are
I knocked on the door and I pushed it ajar
You're sexy you are
And then I shouted hello to your pa and your ma
You're sexy you are.

I shouted come out and I'll make you a star
You're sexy you are
Come out come out wherever you are
You're sexy you are
That's when your ma began acting bizarre
You're sexy you are
And suggested a new place to put my cigar
You're sexy you are.

She said I ought to go back to Australia
You're sexy you are
She said I had the brain of a budgerigar
You're sexy you are
She said I should be covered in feathers and tar
You're sexy you are
She told me she'd pickle my heart in a jar
You're sexy you are.

She told me she'd rip out my jugular
You're sexy you are
She told me she'd rub salt in the scar
You're sexy you are
She told me to open my mouth and say "Aargh"
You're sexy you are
She got me on the floor and said "Ha ha ha ha"
You're sexy you are.